This is already turning out to be a sad day, gentlemen. Luther Campbell, aka "Uncle Luke" aka "Luke" aka "Luke Skywalker" of 2 Live Crew fame, finished 4th in yesterday's mayoral election in Miami-Dade County. Damn! In case you're wondering, Julio Robaina finished with about 33% of the vote. When reached for a comment, we imagine Campbell said, "Go Julio, it's your birthday!"
Campbell finished with just 11% of the vote, but it's worth noting that he did beat out seven other candidates. I imagine that Campbell's past came back, in some extent, to bite him in the ass. It's hard to be taken seriously when you've performed such gems as "Pop That Coochie," "Me So Horny," "Face Down Ass Up," and "The Fu*k Shop." He'd probably have to spin those songs to fit in his campaign.
Like: "Me So Fiscally Responsible" or "Pop That Debt Ceiling" or "Jobless Rate Down, Ass Up" or maybe "The Small Business (Fu*k) Shop."
Maybe next time, Uncle Luke. Before we forget all about his campaign, enjoy some Luther Campbell/2 Live Crew after the jump.